Title: Oh, Just Shut Up Already
Disclaimer: I own nothing of JKR's or I'd have a new car by now. I just play.
Rating: PG-13 (maybe Light R if you squint)
Warnings: Sheer and utter crack!fic. Lewd dancing.
Author's Note: Written for the 2009 mini_fest for prompt #12: Harry tries to find the perfect present to help him confess his love to his teacher. Based on Ricky Martin's “Ay Ay Ay It's Christmas” - lyrics included.
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